Yes, I am still writting. No, I am not dead (as much as some of you would like me to be). Upon having a slight case of writters block, I've been busy with other shit. Stay tuned, another story will arise (at one point).
YOU WANT ANOTHER STORY? DO YOU WANT ANOTHER STORY? YOU CAN HANDLE ANOTHER STORY!
Two website annoucements today, one major and one minor. I would tell you here, but it's going in the forums.
New stuff added to Other Writting.
New story posted. You're welcome, assholes.
Of course the below update from yesterday is in fact an APRIL FOOLS! Do you really think that a major publishing company is going to randomly find my website and actually like it enough to contact me for a book deal? No. Why? Because I'm a fucking loser!
NO WAY! A well known book publishing company has contacted me in regards to this site and the book I am writting from the stories on it! I can't believe it! I'm so excited I jacked off 3 times in a row! I'M GONNA BE RICH! Who's coming with me maan? Who's coming with me?
I've thought of another story and will be working on it when time allows. This is not the anchor story to my book, as that story will come soon enough (probably closer to the time my book is to be published).
I've posted an excerpt (in the forums of course) from one of the two stories that are prime candidates for my books anchor story.
New Random Shit! added. Also, I've narrowed it down between 2 stories that will be the anchor story for my book. Once I decide which one I want to go with, I will announce it in the forums.
New forum added entitled "Daily Bitching and Shits". It will be updated daily (if I have the time) about just shit that's going on. Of course, if you aren't a message board member you will be denied!
Some parts the site updated. This includes a new story (yeah I know I took forever, blow me). I figured that this story in particular would be appropriate considering what day it is.
I have posted the first few paragraphs of my new story in Exclusive Content found only in the message board forums.
The first sentence of my new story is complete (which is not the story I previously spoke of). I also found an error on my part I was unaware of, that allowed anyone to view the message board forums that are suppose to be viewable by forum members only (this has been fixed as of now). Yet, nobody cared to point this out to me, thanks assholes.
Due to recent events I've gone through the past few days, I've decided to write what could become the anchor story for my book (whenever I actually have time to sit down and write it). I don't know yet if I will make this story public for all to read, make it exclusive to forum members, or make it exclusive to my book.
New Random Shit! added.
Well it's 2011,..joy. I guess I should get back to writting for the 2 people that do read my stories.
Since it's that time of year again, I am taking a break from writting (as if I wasn't already). So you have 3 choices: A) Read the stories I have posted if you haven't already B) Join my message board forums (it's free) to read exclusive stories or C) Go fuck yourself with a tire iron. Happy holidays!
Like anyone cares, but I have 3 new stories posted.
New story posted. I am focusing on getting 2 more (possibly a third), completed very soon.
New story posted in the Unexlusive Content section of the message board forums. Unless you are a member, you won't be reading it.
I've been working and dealing with other life bullshit so I haven't had time to write. I have several stories that I've started writing but not yet finished. Hold your horses as perfection takes time, you can't rush it.
New rough draft story posted in the Unexclusive Content part of my site in the message board forums. If you are not a member of the forums (which most of you aren't), then you will not be able to read it. However, I do have a public story coming as soon as I have time to write it and can remember it all.
New section(s) added to the message board forums. These are exclusive to the forums, what you find there is NOT anywhere else on my site (or on the net for that matter). Like anyone cares though, since only my girlfriend has joined the forums with me. Yes I am a loser.
New Random Shit! added.
JOIN THE FUCKING FORUMS PEOPLE! OR I WILL SET FIRE TO YOUR PORCH WHILE BEATING YOU WITH A DEAD FISH!
After some crazy shit happening the other day, I decided it was time to finish one of the three stories I'm working on. Don't go read it, you won't like it...at all. Go watch paint dry!
No new updates, sorry. I'm cornier than ethanol and cheesier than provolone.
More stories coming as soon as I can get a minute to breathe, as I've been working a lot. In the meantime, join my message board forums and play with yourselves.
Some stories posted. Added new content in the Random Shit! section.
FAQ section updated. More stories coming soon (whenever I feel like posting them that is).
Site updated and new story posted.
Website launched! I AM ALSO WRITTING A BOOK! I have finally decided that I should put all my stories into a book. I already have a name for it and will be looking to get it published sometime next year if time allows. More information can be found in my un-FAQ section.