The Loser Jeff Stories

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The "I'm a Prostitute" Story

Posted on April 17, 2011 at 2:35 PM Comments comments (2)

Date of Happening: 2007
Date of Writting: 2011

Editor's Note: I will tell you that to this day this is one of the most random things that have happened to me in my entire life and I've had A LOT of random shit happen to me in my time.  With that said, get up and go watch a movie because it's not worth reading unless you're a crude pervert like me.

One Thursday night after work, I was to go out somewhere with the office (yes office, this was when I worked in an ...

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The Blowjob Mishap Story

Posted on February 14, 2011 at 3:47 PM Comments comments (0)

Date Occurred: 1995/96

Date Written: 2011


Editors Note: When I was 16 (young, dumb, and really full of cum), I got the worst blowjob of my life...from a 13 year old. I'm writting this story only because it's funny to everyone but me, so you can ...

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Drunken Neighbor Misadventures

Posted on November 19, 2010 at 3:55 PM Comments comments (0)

Date Occurred: 2005

Date Written: 2005

Date Revised: 2010


EDITORS NOTE:  This story took place while I was living in Chicago with my ex girlfriend.   It was originally called The Misadventures of the Drunken Neighbor, but I figured that was too long of a title for a story so I shortened it some.  I have revised it for content and grammar.


I came home from work one Friday morning and took a nap. I wake up sometime ...

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An Odd Night

Posted on November 19, 2010 at 2:26 PM Comments comments (0)

Date Occured: 2007

Date Written: 2007

Date Revised: 2010


Editors Note:  This is another story from my Live Journal that I wrote a few years ago.  It has to do with, and touches base on my Charlie's Days, which that story is coming.  I warn you DO NOT do anything that I did in this story.




NOTE: I changed some shit around in the below e...

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Posted on November 19, 2010 at 2:03 PM Comments comments (0)

Date Occured: 2006

Date Written: 2006

Date Revised: 2010


EDITORS NOTE:  This is an old story I wrote back in 2006 just a few months after I moved to here to Birmingham.  I have revised it for grammar, nothing else.  The full unrevised version can be found here: .  This story was written BEFORE I even knew Tucker Max (the guy that inspired me to wr...

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