The Loser Jeff Stories

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Masturbation Follies

Posted on November 11, 2010 at 5:30 PM Comments comments (0)

Date Occured: 1998

Date Written: 2010


When I was in high school (yes I'm that old, fuck you) I worked for the now defunked Computer City (like Best Buy only they didn't sell TV's and stoves) answering phones then later after graduation, I was put on the sales floor as a stock bitch. This was fine because all I did all day was stock computer software, which was kind of boring but at the same time fun due to all the new release software coming out. This was a good job f...

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The Worst Sex I Ever Had

Posted on September 30, 2010 at 1:09 PM Comments comments (1)

Date Occured: September, 2007
Date Written: September, 2010


This story revolves around my one and only one night stand. Normally I don't do this kind of shit, but I was 27 at the time and single with no girlfriend material in sight.  It's one of those situations that you just kind of get yourself into and then once you're in you realize that you made the wrong decision and want to back out but it's too late, the shit roller coaster  has already embarked.

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Jeff Goes to Concert, Hilarity Ensues

Posted on September 16, 2010 at 4:19 AM Comments comments (0)

Date Occured: April 2010

Date Written: May 2010


As some of you may know, (especially if you live in Birmingham) there is a 2 day concert held every year around the end of April and the 1st of May where about 8 or 9 bands play over the course of the 2 days. It's called the Crawfish Boil, and I go every year. This year however, was much different than the last few times I've gone.



I get to Jay's place around 3pm with a 12 pack of beer and...

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The Night I Cheated Death....Again

Posted on September 16, 2010 at 4:09 AM Comments comments (0)

Date Occured: May 2010

Date Written: May 2010


I've cheated death before, who hasn't? I've actually done it 4 times now over the years starting when I was age 4 or 5 when a hammer fell 4 feet and hit me right in the forehead, I came out with a just a bruised knot. However, this time was so unreal it was well..., unreal. As I said in my last story, there is a concert here held every year called the Crawfish Boil. This story takes place on day 2 of the massive event.

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Jeff Goes to Doctor, Learns He Has Herpes

Posted on September 16, 2010 at 3:59 AM Comments comments (0)

Date Occurred: June 2010

Date Written: June 2010


About 6-7 months ago, while I was dating AmyTheEx (if you don't know who AmyTheEx is then you didn't read my story called Jeff Gets Engaged, Ends Badly which is no longer on the internet, but will be in my book) I noticed that I had some rather odd looking flesh colored spots on my genitals, as well as some itchy spots on my ankle.  Oh great, I thought she'd given me some funky STI because of the way the spots...

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